Can you even imagine filming this scene? Can you imagine Jared Padalecki, right before the camera starts rolling, pulling this teenage girl aside and being like, “look, this is gonna be weird for both of us, but let’s just agree not to be awkward about it…….” and the girl trying her hardest not to crack up while forcefully grabbing the thigh of a fully grown man under the table?
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
- there’s nothing wrong about being a new fan
- there’s nothing wrong about being a luke girl
- there’s nothing wrong about slsp being your favorite song
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.
God bless drag queen omg
Don’t mob 5sos.Don’t mob 5sos.Don’t mob 5sos. DON’T FUCKING MOB 5SOS.
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free